awakened by shoes..........FML

ok..so as i was in my quiet blissful sleep my 3yr old decided  to wake me up by throwing my work shoes at me because he wasn't able to climb into my bed from his bed at 4AM!!!!!!!!!!! who does this!!!! ok so i proceeded to tell him ,"honey your a big boy now so big boys sleep in their own bed sweety".so hes  says no mama over there" pointing to my bed so i told him sternly no. so he grabbed any shoe he could find and throw them at me so i said ok you want to go there, all the toys you got for christmas out in the shed till ur temper subsides, he then jumped in bed at the drop of a dime and shut his eyes so tight and faked snored till he dozed off. i looked at the clock 5:15!!! FML