LMBO!!! Good Humor Man

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied that he had a heart attack while they were making love on
Sunday morning.
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh,no,my dear,"replied Granny."Many years ago, realizing our andvanced age,wefigured out the best time to do it was when the church bells wouls start ring. It was the right rhythn. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenous."
She paused to wipe a tear away and continued,"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

"It seems like the  4th generations are still putting it down!!!!!
Thanks to our client Edie !!!!!!!!!!!!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-kim

EGO'S!

So as we finish the second week of the year we have realized that we should of better "coached" people on what new years resolutions to make!
What is it about an individual that makes them believe that they are the most important and all knowing person in the world.
Some people need to really have a sit down with their egos.
It is not ok to demand that someone only puts their focus on you when you see them on the phone or speaking with someone else. You are not the only individual in the universe!
Comments from the peanut gallery are also not wanted or accepted on every single topic being discussed. You do not know or need to know everything about everything! Please, do us all a favor people, and keep to yourself every now and then!

-Jess

awakened by shoes..........FML

ok..so as i was in my quiet blissful sleep my 3yr old decided  to wake me up by throwing my work shoes at me because he wasn't able to climb into my bed from his bed at 4AM!!!!!!!!!!! who does this!!!! ok so i proceeded to tell him ,"honey your a big boy now so big boys sleep in their own bed sweety".so hes  says no mama over there" pointing to my bed so i told him sternly no. so he grabbed any shoe he could find and throw them at me so i said ok you want to go there, all the toys you got for christmas out in the shed till ur temper subsides, he then jumped in bed at the drop of a dime and shut his eyes so tight and faked snored till he dozed off. i looked at the clock 5:15!!! FML